Mean Machine [9991] Released: 2001-12-26 Revenue: $7,310,206 Budget: $2,750,000 Profit: $4,560,206 Runtime: 99 mins Popularity: 2.0942 Vote Average: 6.225 Vote Count: 583 Overview: Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead. Cast [25] Vinnie JonesDanny Meehan David KellyDoc David HemmingsGovernor Ralph BrownBurton Vas BlackwoodMassive Robbie GeeTrojan Geoff BellRatchett John ForgehamSykes Sally PhillipsTracey Danny DyerBilly the Limpet Jason FlemyngBob Likely Jason StathamMonk Martin WimbushZ David ReidBarman David CropmanSecond Barman Tim PerrinPoliceman Paul MariPoliceman Nicholas MossHayter Stephen WaltersNitro Andrew GraingerKetch Jamie SivesChiv Adam FogertyMouse Rocky MarshallCigs Elwin 'Chopper' DavidJerome McFife Omid DjaliliRaj Trailers Mean Machine trailer