What a Mess! [97666] Released: 1995-03-30 Revenue: $0 Budget: $1,200,000 Profit: $-1,200,000 Runtime: 143 mins Popularity: 0.6256 Vote Average: 6.608 Vote Count: 60 Overview: The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers. Cast [48] Valeriy GarkalinVasiliy Krolikov Vera AlentovaCarol Abzats / Z Inna ChurikovaPraskov'ya Aleks Leonid KuravlyovUSA ambassador Lyubov PolishchukJennifer, Ambass Aleksandr Pankratov-ChyornyyAmbassador's bod Irina ApeksimovaStep performer / Sergey Batalovlieutenant Igor UgolnikovPiskunov Jean-Pa Lev BorisovMafiosi Aleksei Buldakovpilot Yuriy ChernovSuitcase carrier Rolan BykovHead of Mafia / Vladimir MenshovRussian Presiden Armen DzhigarkhanyanKozyulski Oleg TabakovSukhodrishchev Anatoliy KuznetsovFather Mikhail KokshenovAmbassador's bod Nonna MordyukovaRegistry Office Valery NikolaevStep performer Vsevolod Sanayevmusic lover Yevgeni VesnikDoctor Pyotr MerkuryevMeloman Oleg EfremovNikolay Grigorye Boris SmorchkovGeneral Sergei ArtsybashevRegistry Office Viktor GajnovKvazimodo Vladimir Shiryaev Yuriy Kuzmenkovman with a goat Inna Kara-MoskoCarol's friend Evgeniy Gerchakovdirector of the Arkadiy KovalTV announcer Yevgeni Aleksandrovreporter Valery Afanasyevgeologist Anatol Sergey GabrielyanRavil Beliletdin Tatyana KravchenkoBronislava Rosen Vladimir Gusevgeneral Ivan Martynovmobster Sergey Rubanmobster Nina Alisovamusic lover Klavdiya Kozlyonkovapassenger Marina Golubdirector of the Aleksandr Ryzhkov Andrey Zvyagintsevepisode Evgeniy Kuleshov Aleksandr Gorbachev Maxim Glotovtraffic cop Anatoly Kalmykov Trailers What a Mess! (Trailer, Russian)