Up Your Alley [96145] Released: 1971-08-04 Revenue: $0 Budget: $0 Profit: $0 Runtime: 70 mins Popularity: 0.7081 Vote Average: 2 Vote Count: 3 Overview: A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack. Cast [29] Frank CorsentinoSeymour HajiMaria Manina Michael FinnGrogan Marius MazmanianToenails Lee McLaughlinSissy Charles KnappDon Marco Lillian ShrewsburyMother Irene MakarewiczAunt John BloomBruno Tyra TashiroGardener Luanne RobertsNazi Uschi DigardSpumoni #1 Georgette DanteSpumoni #2 Cheri CaffaroFlapper / Girl a Vincent BarbiSicilian Gang Me Cara PetersSicilian Gang Me Michael StearnsSteam Room Gang Albert ColeMan at Airport Lynn HarrisGirl at Party William KirschnerMan at Party Monica GayleParty Guest Terri JohnsonParty Guest Fern TomGirl at Party Jay ColonnaSteam Room Gang Anthony GigerKrown Steve RaymondThe Chief Parker HaigHippie Gordon McGillMan at Airport Charles SummerfieldMan at Airport Trailers