The Fastest Guitar Alive [94751] Released: 1967-09-01 Revenue: $0 Budget: $0 Profit: $0 Runtime: 87 mins Popularity: 0.3667 Vote Average: 4.3 Vote Count: 5 Overview: Confederate super-spy Johnny and his partner in crime Steve travel to San Francisco near the end of the Civil War, masquerading, respectively, as a singer/guitar instructor and a magic-elixir vendor. Once there, Johnny dons a fake wig, beard and mustache, and steals Union gold to bring back to the South, aided by a guitar that doubles as a gun. Cast [8] Roy OrbisonJohnny Patricia DonahueStella Maggie PierceFlo Chesnut Joan FreemanSue Chesnut Lyle BettgerCharlie John DoucetteMax Sammy JacksonSteve Wilda TaylorEmily Trailers Allison Anders on THE FASTEST GUITAR ALIVE 1967 - ROY ORBISON - Fastest Guitar Alive (Trailer)