Ted & Venus [86773] Released: 1991-08-08 Revenue: $0 Budget: $0 Profit: $0 Runtime: 100 mins Popularity: 1.021 Vote Average: 4.333 Vote Count: 9 Overview: Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect. Cast [51] Bud CortTed Whitley James BrolinMax Waters Kim AdamsLinda Turner Carol KaneColette Pamella D'PellaGloria Brian ThompsonHerb Rhea PerlmanGrace Woody HarrelsonHomeless Vietnam Vet Martin MullTed's Attorney Roberta WallachDistrict Attorney Timothy LearyJudge William H. Con Tricia O'NeilJudge Katherine Notc Tony GenaroBailiff Vincent SchiavelliPublisher Andrea MartinBag Lady Cassandra PetersonLisa Tracy ReinerShelly Arleen SorkinMarcia Pat McCormickMarcia's Elderly Boy Gena RowlandsMrs. Turner Lady RowlandsLinda's Grandmother Lily MariyeRose Bettye AckermanPoetry Award Present Thomas ConroyNevermore Club Emcee Shelly WerkNurse Victor TalmadgeOrderly John Blyth BarrymorePatient #1 Rob MoranPatient #2 Clint AllenPatient #3 Zoe CassavetesWaitress with Attitu Barbara LearyGuest Jacqueline ChauvinWomen's Group Head Bridget FlahertyWomen's Group #1 Pat AstWomen's Group #2 Grif GriffisWomen's Group #3 Philip K. IrvenTed's Cellmate Stefanos MiltsakakisPrisoner #1 Craig NgPrisoner #2 Jim ManiaciPrisoner #3 Mik ScribaPrison Guard Chad S. TaylorChainsaw Juggler Christopher McMullenHorseback Rider Joe PaulWino Jerome ColemanPark Bench Lover Tamara De TreauxPark Bench Lover Peter KochCop #1 Karl RumburgCop #2 Chris Paul DavisCop #3 Tripp LawCop #4 Norma MaldonadoCop #5 Randolf TurrowBeach Blanket Lover Trailers