Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! [206721] Released: 2003-09-02 Revenue: $0 Budget: $500 Profit: $-500 Runtime: 93 mins Popularity: 0.1012 Vote Average: 4.667 Vote Count: 6 Overview: Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH! Cast [20] Patrick CaseyHerman Schumache Andy 'Hippa' KrissDamon Maria A. MoralesCarrie Mirvis N. David PrestwoodBlaine Jack ShreckHugo Sean HallAlan a.k.a. Char Josh MillerIcky / Perkutzit Dan BuechlerZach Drew AilesHerman's Boss Erik OlsonWeird Digger Matt SellBart Nathan MoralesLandscaping Dude Colin HallMark Brian J. CaseyGary the Goon Crystal SholtsSusan Phil GleasonJogger Mark CartierBernard Jeremy CoyBuff Dude Nick StukasThaddeus Benjamin KaplanHerman's Dad Trailers