Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie [1475693] Released: 2025-05-02 Revenue: $0 Budget: $0 Profit: $0 Runtime: 105 mins Popularity: 0.1237 Vote Average: 0 Vote Count: 0 Overview: Scrappy documentary about a band that flew too close to the sun to make it really big. Albany, NY's Blotto rose from the ashes of the Star-Spangled Washboard Band and scored an unlikely hit with I Wanna Be A Lifeguard in the early 80's thanks in part to getting airplay on MTV when the network launched August 1, 1981. The film follows their struggles to land a major label deal despite huge success with touring and releasing their own EPs and Albums. First-time director Rob Lichter (aka Bert Blotto) puts together a funny, heart-felt portrait of the musical pranksters that is sometimes heartbreaking despite all the laughs. Cast [25] Paul JossmanBowtie Blotto Bill PolchinskiBroadway Blotto Keith StephensonCheese Blotto Greg HaymesSergeant Blotto Paul RappLee Harvey Blotto Helena BinderBlanche Blotto David MaswickChevrolet Blotto Mike KelleyHimself Steve DaviesHimself Martha QuinnHerself Donald RoeserHimself Jackie MartlingHimself Bob BuchmannHimself Liz BishopHerself Martin BenjaminHimself John DannisonHimself Tom GlisermanHimself Lou BrutusHimself Paul PetroskeyHimself Jim FurlongHimself Vinnie BirbigliaHimself Peter FrancesHimself Stan BeinsteinHimself Greg BellHimself Tony WolfHimself Hompage: http://www.blotto.net Trailers