Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? [144910] Released: 1970-09-11 Revenue: $0 Budget: $0 Profit: $0 Runtime: 113 mins Popularity: 0.7179 Vote Average: 5 Vote Count: 5 Overview: War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that. Cast [17] Brian KeithOfficer Michael M. N Tony CurtisShannon Gambroni Ernest BorgnineSheriff Harve Ivan DixonSgt. Jones Suzanne PleshetteRamona Tom EwellBilly Joe Davis Bradford DillmanCapt. Myerson Arthur O'ConnellMr. Kruft John FiedlerMaj. Purvis Don AmecheCol. Flanders Christopher MitchumAlturi Jean ArgyleMrs. Calhoun John James Bannon1st MP Stan BarrettGreen Beret Soldier Dorothy GreenMrs. Kruft John LasellDr. Hillery James GavinHelicopter Pilot Trailers